Tumblr Addiction: The Squeakquel

we need to go back to hating tumblr. no more hellsite (affectionate). don't even think of giving these clowns your money. if i see you with a checkmark next to your name i'm opening fire

are people allowed to say kys here

We're allowed to say faggot don't worry about it

literally 10 years since 2012. what’s next? 10 years since 2013?

a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm

Ok actually genuine tip for new tumblr users: if you see a post you like and want to reblog but theres a bad/annoying added on bit in the reblog chain feel free to just reblog that post straight from op or the last person who knew how to mind their business

Or just mock the edition. That usually works

oR jUsT mOcK tHE eDiTiON. tHaT uSuAlLy WoRkS

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

theyre called broad shoulders because theyre for women

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

Bein’ a vampire is actually way less sexy when you consider you must now live a life without garlic knots

I’m lactose intolerant but I still eat ice cream. I’m no pussy and neither are vampires

your so smart

Dude that was over 2 1/2 years ago why are you just now responding

Are you mad at me