mondo radical

I've officially swapped usernames.... so follow @gunkers which is my new blog, if you haven't already!

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

happy pride to them

Trying again to swap to my newer account @gunkrs I may chicken out cuz this one is old and cozy but we shall see.

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It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

There was a character in a book I read once who was described as "handsomely fat" and that phrase is stuck in my brain forever. The author really was like "no shut up, they're charismatic, they're good-looking, they're handsomely fat. not just handsome AND fat; them being fat is directly contributing to their good looks. you agree." and they were RIGHT

I have to come to terms with the fact that I'll never be able to fry people who piss me off with Palpatine lightning, and that sucks

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

some of you should not be reblogging this