See you starside.

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

i love how this is always showing up on my dash entirely free of the context that the ood’s response to this question is ‘the beast shall rise from the pit and make war against god’

Oh that’s just how it is in retail

I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto 

you’re going to start liking redneck lesbians immediately. you are going to give me lesbian (and otherwise queer) rep that isn’t rich white idiots at prep schools and shit

​reblogging this again because some idiot said i was making up a guy to get mad at and i promise im not. the way white queer suburbanites talk about people from Appalachia and the Deep South is fucking vile. i know im not making up a guy because i’ve interacted with about seventy of this guy

they dont even know hick and redneck have different connotations lmao

not to make a vent post here but like id understand if it was halo top or friendlys but if im bringing you hagen daaz or ben and jerrys and you still complain about how my basement isnt ventilated well or your chain is too tight then you just sound ungrateful. sorry

it is known that dragongirls are capable of consuming chips and salsa at incredible speeds and in impressive quantities