Three Octopuses and an Otter

The what

Happy birthday to this piece of shit I guess.

Has it seriously only been one year since the clown?

the way that this is like, comprehensible at all? wild

I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you

This happened to me. You think mummies are slow as fuck and you can outrun them. But alien mummies have a ray gun.

do not trauma dump on my posts please

ive SEEN quiet toilets. i KNOW we have the technology.

flirting: omggg haha that amulet is so neat! Do you mind if I hold it?

Give me the fucking amulet

when a human infant is in the womb, moments from being be born, a vague figure of glowing amber light appears before them. in one hand, it holds a small soapstone carving of a coiled eel. in the other hand it holds a mortar and pestle made of polished red quartz. it bids the infant to choose between these two things, but we don't know the significance of this choice, because all babies throughout history with no exception have always picked the soapstone eel. so that's still one of the big mysteries out there.

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

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