The things I do for more fanfic!

headcanon that in the early days of their captivity Elrond and Elros tried to kill maedhros and maglor multiple times (even if half-heartedly. They are still good kids) and like, expected to be either punished, killed or thrown out and instead they got constructive criticism back

maedhros, half awake at 4am: elrond, whichever imbecile taught you knife skills should be beaten to death because why the fuck are you and your safety scissors trying to stab the left side of a guy who has no right arm? why are you crawling through the sewer when the door is right there? looney tunes ass mf. please go stand in the naughty corner until breakfast and write out ‘i will not be completely incompetent next time i try to kill people’ 100 times, thank you.

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

Might need to fundraise for a lower end proper 3D printer soon, it seems like they are trying to put laws in place that would make new printers verify every 3D print and I would rather avoid that

what?? :(

in the tradition of outcast (2014), dragon blade (2015), and the great wall (2016), we need a movie set in the 1630s where a disillusioned member of the embroidered uniform guard and a profit-driven jianghu mercenary flee the corrupt and crumbling ming dynasty and somehow end up in the equally corrupt city of cologne, where they become key players in the fight against the sinister forces of cardinal richelieu and eventually secure the peace of westphalia and the end of the thirty years’ war. this is a million dollar idea i’m telling you

i really do love this concept. the protagonist is like i’m sick of dealing with wei zhongxian’s shit, i’m gonna go someplace where people are holy and don’t even know how to act like this (the impression of europe he got from the jesuit missionary he had a tactical lunch with once), and so he travels 5000 miles and as soon as he stops to catch his breath he runs into cardinal fucking richelieu, the european wei zhongxian