I could be so much more.

I’m exhausted from trying to be okay.

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

Im craving... $000,000

Check your Venmo :)🤭

STOPPP YOU DIDNT

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

at the jfk museum. this place is kind of objectively funny as hell i think

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.