they just don’t make stores with tvs in the window all playing the same channel for you to stop and watch on the street when something horrifically terrible and/or amazingly awesome is happening anymore

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

Not superstitious and not not superstitious but a third secret thing (read a lot of fairytales as a child and doesn't believe them but also would never be rude to a mountain while still on it just in case)

hash browns have powerful restorative properties

You will find that this is an inherent property of the mighty potato.

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

before the joining some girl on tumblr was definitely like you know, raban from wycaro is actually sooo woman-coded and then another girl on tumblr who was probably me was like you people are fucking idiots shut uppppp

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

when tiger met dragon

crouching harry hidden sally

did you get the love i sent you telepathically?