Lol

You know he dead !!

Omg RIP

PETA being shredded renews my life.

are you a lace or velvet person?? mountains or fields?? paperback or hard cover?? rose bush or fruit tree??

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER.

Hang on, need to send this to my literature prof

Nothing on Earth could have prepared me for the audio when I unmute this.

Iko: I like that we say “Oh Man” to express disappointment. Because men, in fact, are disappointing.

today i learned fish can be dicks

i am laughing so hard that white fish is such a piece of shit and i love it

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

oh. ohhhhhhhhh. oh nooooooooooooooo

[A mom and baby otter are floating together. The baby otter is sleeping on his mom’s tummy so he’s still all dry and fluffy.  She keeps giving him little otter kisses.]

I am in tears omg

whoever timed the film to the music is fucking brilliant this is gorgeous and oh my god i know they’re made of a lot of fat/blubber but this gave me like seven heart attacks

Clumsy pillows

I’ve pulled my tshirt up over my face to try and hide the fact that I am crying with laughter on the coach full of people.

@imalkikal

GAY ICON.

Queen of rejecting American patriarchal pastimes