My 7-year-old came up with this and decided to share it with me: What do you call a penguin’s smile?
A penGRIN
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My 7-year-old came up with this and decided to share it with me: What do you call a penguin’s smile?
A penGRIN
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Why shouldn't kids sleep during the day?
Because kid napping is illegal.
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A cheese factory exploded in France.
Da brie is everywhere!
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I told a Saudi friend my best joke and he didn't get the reference.
It's like he's living under Iraq.
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Did you see the dog's new outfit?
It was quite fetching.
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Courtesy of my 5 year old daughter: what did the sofa say when it’s leg was broken?
Couch
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What do you call it when people accuse Johnny Depp without listening his side?
Heard mentality
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My son was so happy with the response to his joke yesterday he wanted me to share this one with you too. What’s the most reliable part of the human body?
Your fingers. You can always count on them.
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Real life conversation with my wife.
Wife: Let's have Vietnamese food tonight.
Me: Oh, Pho sure!
Wife: {Eye roll}
Me: Thanks for making a quick decision. It's really Hanoi-ing when you can't decide.
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what's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Doctor Dre.
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A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of 3. He says “uno, dos...” poof.
He disappeared without a tres.
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I know exactly how many trees I’ve cut down in my lifetime.
I kept a log.
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What starts with and "e" and ends with an "e" and has only one letter in it?
An envelope
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
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wife: I saw a baby on the way to work
me: how do you know?
wife: how do I know ‘I saw a baby on the way to work’?
me: yeah, did it have a tiny briefcase or something?
wife: what?
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My 5 year old just ran out of her room to tell me this joke she just thought up: what did the cow say after he was fed?
Moooooooooore!
I've never been this proud of anything in my life.
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I accidentally swallowed Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the toilet could spell disaster.
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