reblog to make your blog smell like cinnamon and warm brown sugar

you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

friendly fucking reminder do NOT post about your lootdrops publicly!!! this post is a great example of "table baiting" to get you to reveal what valuables you drop on death WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY PUTTING YOU AT RISK OF FARMING!!! think for a second and be safe out there!!

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

“i’ll be your sword” okay. and. and im the sheath right. nnghhhh,,,

i don’t have the healthiest coping methods but i haven’t killed myself yet so where’s my fucking medal

bouncing on it in repentance

putting my hand up during sex to ask a clarifying question about the order you just gave me

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

be honest am i going to scale well late game?

my mind palace is not up to code

stop with that nonchalant shit and bark for me

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

guy whos incompatible with life itself

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

if this site dies for reals like gets nuked dies i will be posting fake screenshots of tumblr posts i would've made on other social media sites. and if those fall i'll print them off and start handing them to people in the street. you're not getting away from me that easily.