Art is Everywhere

Underground. It’s the old room where they put Naruto in the first 3 chapters. Hashirama sinks that room and the surrounding part of the compound underground and restructures the entire thing. It’s filled with… wooden statues of Naruto, including one that is an exact 1:1 replica of the real person that is put in the bed where Naruto used to lie on. And yes, the creepiness factor is deliberate.

LEH-golas. Rhymes with “leg”

If he were a bird, he’d be egg-olas.

If he were at a frat-party, he’d be kegg-olas.

If he needed money he’d be begg-olas.

If he were a spice he’d be nutmeg-olas.

If he were a waffle commercial he’d be leggo-my-eggo-las.

Owls Are Flying Cats

- Deadpool is insecure - Deadpool has chronic pain - Deadpool is submissive in bed - Deadpool is pansexual - Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips - Deadpool is a blonde - Deadpool’s initials are WWW - Deadpool had an abusive father - Deadpool’s mother died from cancer - Deadpool fell in love with a teenager - Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her - Deadpool had a daughter - Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful - Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine - Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids - Deadpool is good with kids - Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong - Deadpool hates himself - Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting - Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead - Deadpool reads his own comics

- Deadpool tells kids that he’s Spider-Man

So. 

I’ll become an extremely haunted, suspicious millennial.