Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 15
Arthur Morgan (Red Dead Redemption 2)
Lego Batman (The Lego Batman Movie)
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the answer is obviously lego batman.
fight me.

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 15
Arthur Morgan (Red Dead Redemption 2)
Lego Batman (The Lego Batman Movie)
@haemora016
the answer is obviously lego batman.
fight me.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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hot take (maybe?? idk what the masses feel):
winx club was only good up until season 6.
s7 was boring (i couldn’t finish it im sorry)
and then the animation switch up was awful
You adopted a new gender: now what?
You have to take good care of your gender or I will take it from you.
You will want to get some pronouns as a companion for your gender. A gender can live without a pronoun companion but it will be harder to take care of.
Make sure you give your gender at least 6 hours of sunlight a day. It also need stimulation from gay juice. Your local gay store should have plenty of gay juice. Do be sure to avoid gay juice with artificial preservatives, and these can degrade the health of your gender.
Make sure you give your gender a yearly check up from your local vet. Don't skimp on medical care. If care for properly, genders can live for 70+ years.
@haemora016 with the anniversary of me coming out as Trans+ to you coming up can I take my gender to you so you can give it a check up please
i don’t know what that means but yes
what does this button do
is this @haemora016 sending me an ask….
how did you know??
i should probably start interacting with other people on here
i’m starting to feel like i’m just shouting into a void over here

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fineeeee I'll go to sleep like a boring person :(
SO SHOUDL YOUUUU (or at least try my dear <3)
i just found this
what is this
WHY ARE THERE NOTIFICATIONS FROM DIFFERENT PLACES
THEY ARENT USUALLY HERE AHHHHHHHH
i have mastered tumblr.
i just realised that in the reaping for the 75th hunger games it was haymitch’s and katniss’ first times being reaped so each of the district 12 tributes actually only got reaped once
when you finally get friends and go out with some of them and then you remember how awkward you are: 😀🔫
and then one of the people your out with says “oh my god you’re so awkward” and then you feel even worse about yourself (despite it not being a malicious comment)
why was no one gonna tell me that the actor from my very straight toxic romance (dont judge me tumblr. i know your origins) is in my friends apparently very gay (shipped) show??

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My little sister clocked me as nonbinary lmaooo let's go
Happy pride everyone
ayyy yo what spillll
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
Apparently Tumblr blessings actually work, so shooting my shot.
I'm just going to follow the crowd on this one 🤷🏾♀️
Just saying..,it’s been about a year since i reblogged this and life has been falling in place in unexpected potato-like ways… I’m not gonna say for sure this works but I’d advise you to reblog it…also I’ll reblog again…not because I’m greedy but to support!
Claiming with positivity ✨
begs. fucking Begs
please magical Tumblr Potato Of Luck I beg
You've been Zefroned! Tag someone else to Zefron them! We're all in this together!
Hello again Zefron...
the golden pot actually works. I reblogged it and the next day got an award at school. reblog the golden potato. and golden potato zefron because he is amusing
i dont really believe it but why not
help me potato I need a win
report card tomorrow... I aced most of my exams but absolutely bombed one
Like. So dead for that one. Potato bring me luck PLEASE
IT WORKED
I got 71 percent
Not great but i passed well nuff
This worked last time. Topped my school. And I need some good news rn soo...
IT FUCKING WORKED AGAIN ISTG
I misread my timetable as there being no English and there was English today.
I had not, due to misreading, done my essay. As such, I was fuckkkked.
Thankfully, student council meeting! English cancelled! I now have 4 more days! ALL HAIL THE POTATO OF LUCK
can the news be I get a god-sent set of questions for my maths end of year exam please and thank you
all hail the lucky potato gods!!
the like button gets a swirly gay :D
@sunshine-and-anxiety PLEASE stop threatening to do shit to my mother. that includes:
throwing her out of a plane to see if she survives
smash her
meet up with her on saturday
kill her (? I don’t actually know if you’ve actually said this or if I just imagined it. but probably)
theres more I know it I’ve just forgotten
its really weird its almost like you’re using me just to get closer to her or something…
sometimes she deserves it 🤷♀️
Only day you can rb this
Hmmm
Im too late :/
future people
timezones...
okay
@haemora016 REBLOG THISSS
I MISSED IT NOOOOOO
to repent to the phineas and ferb gods:
THERES 104 IN SUMMER VACATION AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END ITT AND THE ANNUAL PROBLEM OF OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND ITT LIKE MAYBE BUILDING A ROCKET OR FINDING A MUMMY OR CLIMBING UP THE EIFFEL TOWER DISCOVERING SOMETHING THAT DOESNT EXISR OR GIVING A MONKEY A SHOWER *guitar* SURFING TIDAL WAVES CREATING NANOBOTS OR LOCATING FRANKENSTEINS BRAIN FINDING A DODO BIRD PAINTING A CONTINENT OR DRIVING OUR SISTER INSANE (PHINEAS) AS YOU CAN SEE THERES A WHOLE LOTTA STUFF TO DO BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS THIS FALL SO STICK WITH US CUZ PHINEAS AND FERB ARE GONNA DO IT ALL SO STICK WITH HE CUZ PHINEAS AND FERB ARE GONNA DO IT ALL
MOOOOOM PHINEAS AND FERB ARE MAKING A TITLE SEQUENCE
*guitar*

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sir, that’s my emotional support imaginary world
@haemora016
heyyyy
being a girl who has vulgar humour and swears like a 9 year old who just learned the word “fuck” in a patriarchal society where women are meant to be delicate and pure and must act like a lady really annoys me.
because i am a very anxious person too and so i have this low-lying, kinda irrational fear that i will be rejected by every boy i like because i’m not “ladylike” enough.