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fucking hell you guys can’t just be happy can you

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

kick that can

hi mutual who’s cooler than me hi hi please don’t shoot me with a gun

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@f8-of-the-stars-collective @do-not-u-dare @synonymroll2121 @haemora016 @infinitelypurple @aa-battery-4 @4-gaps-in-my-teth

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Oh the 12am urge to watch a educational animated kids show about animals with catchy theme songs

it’s been six months and my brain is still playing the wild kratts theme song

"she thinks this is bonding behavior" my friend this has BECOME your bonding behaviour

Okay getting hit with the truck lowkey felt kinda nice

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okay just hear me out on this one though it was kinda nice. Like. It was. I DUNNO BUT IM MOT CRAZY OKAY IT DID FEEL NICE

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems