my drawing of shen yuan :)

Since Ghost Yuan doesn't really have a described design, I wanted to make one myself ^-^ (based on @particle90272's svsss x tgcf fic That Time I Transmigrated As A God).

I added a satchel because of how he liked collecting plants and other things, made his robes more earth-toned so he could blend in better, + a dagger in case he can't use his magic bow. #BIGHATSUPREMACY I don't think NEARLY enough fics give Shen Yuan a giant mysterious hat sighhh

Here's some more doodles hehe

PROPAGANDA:

[Yue Qingyuan]

"The Sect Leader should get pregnant because the Sect Leader should be the picture of fertility and virility both, boost the usage of male child-bearing pills, and because the whole Sect would go crazy trying to find out who's the baby daddy. I think Yue Qingyuan could benefit from having to raise a child of his own instead of managing disciples, because Yue Qingyuan no longer has a family of his own and deserves one, and this way, perhaps he'd be forced to care about another person again. His strong and qi-rich body would also have an easy pregnancy and have a strong and happy child."

[Maes]

"The ultimate family man, the #1 wifeguy, wouldn't it be a joy for him to take some of the burden off his wife when the time comes to grow his family? (And shhh, everything is fine! Canon won't happen if we close our eyes and write fix-it fic instead)."

So imagine the idea that Liu Qingge is an Untouched Repressed Virgin(TM) is an in-universe rumor/assumption. And then somehow it comes up and he's like??? What???? Guys I definitely fuck what are you talking about???? I just don't make a big deal about it because I have fucking manners???

LQG through a series of unexpected events finds out bingqiu is having issues in bed and is somehow roped into showing LBH how to please SQQ.... omfg

I think it'd be ironic if he was oblivious to their advances and genuinely think they're asking for help, but I think it'd be funnier if A: he realizes they're into him but thinks THEY think they're not (as bingqiu is notoriously not great with feelings) or B: he understands they're sexually attracted to him but assumes this is strictly one night stand/casual territory and doesn't realize they're trying to invite him in permanently.

It'd also be really funny if he was lowkey very businesslike about it. Like they invite him into bed with them to "teach them" (their awkward way of flirting) and regardless of how much he understands (on the previous point), he takes it 100% seriously as a cry for help and comes in with an entire lesson plan including notes for them to keep later (probably courtesy of Mu Qingfang).

He's like "show me what you typically do" and has to stop them IMMEDIATELY for safety reasons. Now he's surprised they haven't had to visit Qian Cao yet for sex-related incidents. And like, the no-nonsense instruction *shouldn't* be attractive but for some reason it lowkey works on bingqiu (Binghe because of his teacher kink probably. SQQ has no excuses) and they're like ???? Whoa??? None of us cried for anything other than joy this time??? Wow I busted so hard I almost blacked out???? How do we get him to do that again???

IDK maybe it's unsexy but I just can't imagine an SVSSS plot that isn't at least a LITTLE funny. Even if the "plot" is just ppl fucking lol

I don't care if it's OOC I am now imagining a situation in which somehow he learns that bingqiu are struggling in the sex department because neither of them know what they're doing and he winds up having to teach them some basics. I think he'd take it Very Seriously because one thing about Liu Qingge is that he gives 110% to whatever he's decided to do (including people). I guess the "sexier" version would be more vibes based but I still think he'd be Very Dedicated and detail oriented while he takes them apart 🤷🏽‍♀️

EDGING SQQ UNTIL HE ADMITS WHAT HE WANTS FROM HIS OWN MOUTH🗣🗣🗣

RAILING BINGHE TIL HE SOBS WHILE SQQ WATCHES 🗣🗣🗣 GIVING HIM POINTERS ON HOW TO MAKE BINGHE CUM TIL HE CRIES 🗣🗣🗣

VERS LQG VERS LQG VERS LQG🗣🗣🗣

RIDING LBH AND PRAISING HIM WHEN HE FINDS THE RIGHT RHYTHM 🗣🗣🗣

POWER BOTTOMING FOR BAFFLED AND OVERWHELMED SQQ 🗣🗣🗣

LQG PRAISING LBH FOR BEING A FAST LEARNER AND CALLING HIM A GOOD BOY AND--

PROPAGANDA:

[Yue Qingyuan]

"The Sect Leader should get pregnant because the Sect Leader should be the picture of fertility and virility both, boost the usage of male child-bearing pills, and because the whole Sect would go crazy trying to find out who's the baby daddy. I think Yue Qingyuan could benefit from having to raise a child of his own instead of managing disciples, because Yue Qingyuan no longer has a family of his own and deserves one, and this way, perhaps he'd be forced to care about another person again. His strong and qi-rich body would also have an easy pregnancy and have a strong and happy child."

[Maes]

"The ultimate family man, the #1 wifeguy, wouldn't it be a joy for him to take some of the burden off his wife when the time comes to grow his family? (And shhh, everything is fine! Canon won't happen if we close our eyes and write fix-it fic instead)."

So imagine the idea that Liu Qingge is an Untouched Repressed Virgin(TM) is an in-universe rumor/assumption. And then somehow it comes up and he's like??? What???? Guys I definitely fuck what are you talking about???? I just don't make a big deal about it because I have fucking manners???

LQG through a series of unexpected events finds out bingqiu is having issues in bed and is somehow roped into showing LBH how to please SQQ.... omfg

I think it'd be ironic if he was oblivious to their advances and genuinely think they're asking for help, but I think it'd be funnier if A: he realizes they're into him but thinks THEY think they're not (as bingqiu is notoriously not great with feelings) or B: he understands they're sexually attracted to him but assumes this is strictly one night stand/casual territory and doesn't realize they're trying to invite him in permanently.

It'd also be really funny if he was lowkey very businesslike about it. Like they invite him into bed with them to "teach them" (their awkward way of flirting) and regardless of how much he understands (on the previous point), he takes it 100% seriously as a cry for help and comes in with an entire lesson plan including notes for them to keep later (probably courtesy of Mu Qingfang).

He's like "show me what you typically do" and has to stop them IMMEDIATELY for safety reasons. Now he's surprised they haven't had to visit Qian Cao yet for sex-related incidents. And like, the no-nonsense instruction *shouldn't* be attractive but for some reason it lowkey works on bingqiu (Binghe because of his teacher kink probably. SQQ has no excuses) and they're like ???? Whoa??? None of us cried for anything other than joy this time??? Wow I busted so hard I almost blacked out???? How do we get him to do that again???

IDK maybe it's unsexy but I just can't imagine an SVSSS plot that isn't at least a LITTLE funny. Even if the "plot" is just ppl fucking lol

I don't care if it's OOC I am now imagining a situation in which somehow he learns that bingqiu are struggling in the sex department because neither of them know what they're doing and he winds up having to teach them some basics. I think he'd take it Very Seriously because one thing about Liu Qingge is that he gives 110% to whatever he's decided to do (including people). I guess the "sexier" version would be more vibes based but I still think he'd be Very Dedicated and detail oriented while he takes them apart 🤷🏽‍♀️

EDGING SQQ UNTIL HE ADMITS WHAT HE WANTS FROM HIS OWN MOUTH🗣🗣🗣

RAILING BINGHE TIL HE SOBS WHILE SQQ WATCHES 🗣🗣🗣 GIVING HIM POINTERS ON HOW TO MAKE BINGHE CUM TIL HE CRIES 🗣🗣🗣

VERS LQG VERS LQG VERS LQG🗣🗣🗣

RIDING LBH AND PRAISING HIM WHEN HE FINDS THE RIGHT RHYTHM 🗣🗣🗣

POWER BOTTOMING FOR BAFFLED AND OVERWHELMED SQQ 🗣🗣🗣

LQG PRAISING LBH FOR BEING A FAST LEARNER AND CALLING HIM A GOOD BOY AND--

PL SQQ who was cursed (in some way, can’t decide if he’s asleep or something else) so the other PLs are looking for someone to heal him and then they meet witch duo SY & XF who are a bunch of fuckasses just doing shit and the PLs are constantly teetering between “They can help” and “They’re incompetent”

They keep wandering around so they’re kinda hard to stumble upon

XF & SY arguing so SY turns him into a hamster

LQG who stumbled upon them: !

XF reversing the spell and turning SY into a cat, only for SY to reverse the spell and start chasing XF around with his wand

LQG: they must be good at breaking curses! Let me go ask MQF about the nature of the curse

(Later)

XF: Dude, I lost my wand

SY: oh, I have a spell book that has a spell on automatically finding things but I can’t remember where I put it.

XF casting a spell without his wand: Oh I know a locating spell I’ll use that

SY: Okay

(The book floating over to them)

SY: Okay so—

LQG who brought YQY with him to look for the duo at the sect leaders request: …

YQY: Shidi, are you sure these two are capable enough?

One, Wei Wuxian died a horrible death Jiang Cheng was present for.

Two, Jiang Cheng was miserable in some capacity, yearning for Wei Wuxian for many years after said death (no sense of what kind of yearning, he just has vague glimpses of caring for WWX's belongings and always looking for his spirit in case it returned).

Three, Wei Wuxian did eventually return and at some point afterwards, Jiang Cheng learned he was gay.

JC has no context for any of these events nor any information about any other involved parties. He is a teenager at Gusu.

Hypothetical premonition/time travel scenario where Jiang Cheng remembers only three thing key things from the future:

One, Jiang Cheng and Lan Wangji once spent a significant amount of time sharing tents/bedrolls/battlefields in their late teens

Two, Jiang Cheng knew intimately exactly what Lan Wangji likes to eat, how he prefers his mattress, what books he reads, and what teas he drinks, as well as what displeases him (zero context for this, reality is probably for the sole purpose of pettily preventing him from having these things because of their beef).

Three, Lan Wangji is gay. He also seems to often be present in some form of parental role whenever Jiang Cheng is also present in a parental role in the future.

JC has no context for any of these events nor any information about any other involved parties. He is a teenager at Gusu.

PIDW Fan: is MBJ married? who's his spouse?

Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky: me lol

After Dying

Mobei-Jun, meeting Shang Qinghua for the first time: I know who you are

Shang Qinghua: What?! How?!

Mobei-Jun, smiling: You're my husband

Shang Qinghua: WHAT?! SYSTEM!