✰Certified Freak✰

normal people don’t drool at the sight of Male Asshole

Only cute girls do this.

Just wanna be fucked by two older men with stomach problems

“someone casually farting around u bc they know you like it is a lot hotter than fart torture”

I can't stop thinking of the stereotypical dilf neighbor/friends dad seducing an innocent young college student but with a little added filth. He gets off on seeing pretty girls with disgusted looks on their faces, so he's always wearing ill-fitting clothes around the house, paying no mind to his ass crack hanging out or his hairy belly peeking out from under his shirt. He'll sit next to you on the couch when you're watching a movie, keeping his legs spread wide and pushing out muffled farts, leaving a cloud of manstink and pheromones behind when he finally retires to bed. You're reasonably disgusted by his behavior but it's so frequent, so intense, so wrong that your body can't help but want it. You're pent up because the only thing you can jack off to is the thought of him and your self respect won't let you. Eventually you find ways to be around him more often, and of course he begins to notice how shy you've gotten. He'll purposefully burp under his breath while mid conversation with you, loving the way you lose your train of thought and start to control your breathing. He'll slip past you at times when he could've walked around just so he can rip a quick fart against your lap. He'll innocently ask for massages and relish in the way your hands shake when he pushes farts out during it. Finally when he has you addicted to his stench he'll come onto you, whispering sweet nothings against your neck while you pretend to be attracted to his words and not the fact he won't stop burping into your skin. You'd get on your knees and start sucking him off without being asked just because it gets you closer to his stinking asshole. When he's getting ready to fuck you, you ask to move into the bedroom as it's more romantic but really you just want to be under the covers so you'll be dutch ovened while he fucks you missionary, kissing you and burping into your mouth, and letting out farts that slip out of his cheeks and bubble up against your vulva when he's deep enough...