snow in okinawa

people don’t enjoy shipping anymore. the point of shipping isn’t the catharsis of watching them kiss onscreen, it’s grabbing the characters and mashing their faces together like you’re five years old playing Barbie in your room again. it’s to take one moment of eye contact in canon and read that over and over and over again with twenty different writers’ interpretations of the characters internal monologues if they were in love. it’s to see the characters interact and cheer because you know that’s another moment to add to your list of canon compliant fic ideas. you’re stressing yourself out, this is supposed to be fun!

Stumbled upon this random ship (in a fandom im not active in myself) that has like 150 works on ao3 which are all from just two people gifting each other fics about this pairing back and forth and theyve been doing it for 3 years... i think thats true love probably

if ilya knew people were shipping him with scott hunter and shane with hayden he would blow up this earth #peaceandlove

i really love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. could be none. bitch.

[ilya rozanov voice] okei

when the fic starts getting so good you gotta roll over in bed

hey, do you mind if i immensly value our relationship, in a way i'll never properly be able to fully verbally communicate