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asphodel-asphodel

always have. <3

aphantasias

discovering ilya's gasp after shane immediately obeys "more" ... biblical

voyagers-stone

btw if youre young and scared of doing adult things without your parents ive learned that like 90% of the time you can just tell the doctors office or the dmv "haha sorry ive never done this without help before... can you show me how to do this?" the employee will not care. if that means anything to you

manichewitz

ever since i was a little girl i wanted to be a man with a homoerotic years long incredibly intense friendship with another man

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silverselunite

Surprised I haven't seen the high-res version of this artwork for Astarion's Book of Hungers on Tumblr yet so... Here you go! Vampire family photo

butchdogs-md

you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.

homunculus-argument

My boyfriend makes a delicious stew that has three different types of carbs in it and it's delicious and having a bowl makes me spend the next four hours trying to fight a nap. Potion of Shut The Fuck Up.

homunculus-argument

I am literally on prescription stimulants. 108 mg of methylphenidate is utterly fucking powerless against the sheer force of Nothing Soup.

rylandsgrace

Andrew Garfield on consent and privacy

fozmeadows

he's right and he should say it

cyberxbattalion

authornicholemarie

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jauntylittlefrillyboy

I think the solution to kids on the Internet is to have specific, kid friendly spaces on the Internet. Kids wouldn't come across "adult content" on YouTube if barbie dot com still had flash games and this is a hill I will die on.

aetherograph

Oh! Then I know the EXACT person you should be mad at! Michael O'Rielly! He's the one that gutted the Children's Programming Rules, which covered internet as well as television.

jauntylittlefrillyboy

HELLO?

aetherograph

#so the death of the Saturday morning cartoon is THIS motherfuckers fault?????

Indeed it is! The FCC controls how much of broadcasting has to cater to children and that includes how educational that programming has to be, and exactly how much and in what way you are allowed to advertise to kids. That's why for the entire 90s and up to the early 00s, kids shows had shorter commercial breaks, and ads that talked about a website had to say "ask your parents before going online", and those websites had to be non-commercial--i.e. they could not be shops, and could not have any way you could spend money or were encouraged to spend money. That's why Barbie.com was flash games, and O'Rielly LIFTING that ban is why Barbie.com now takes you directly to a storefront instead.

If you're mad about Saturday Morning Cartoons, dark patterns in ads targeted at children, online protections for kids, or wondering why educational children's shows aren't as much of a thing as they used to be, get mad at the FCC and the person in charge of it who is gutting the Children's Brodcasting Rules (sometimes called the Kid Vid Rules), because those rules control all of that!

While O'Rielly is responsible for gutting the rules in 2019, he was replaced in 2020 by Nathan Simington as head of the FCC, and Simington resigned in June of this year. The post remains vacant as of the time of this writing (August 31, 2025).

And a side note: Things like KOSA and SCREEN and all those other censorship bills that use "think of the children" are not going to protect children at all; if you want to protect kids online, there is already a way to do that it's called the Kid Vid Rules and the FCC is the one that can update and change them to keep up with the times! It doesn't need a congress vote, it already got voted on in 1990!

witchwardian

This link will take you directly to the 2006 changes (3 paragraphs) and right under that the 2019 changes (4 paragraphs) and make you much better informed in 7 short paragraphs.

molive-0

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

baddywronglegs

By this point Loch Ness is probably the inland body of water we can be most sure doesn't have a monster in it.

batshit-auspol

A cockatoo broke our rocket. :(

Gonna need a tiny bit more context here bud

batshit-auspol

Thankyou to everyone for the helpful replies and context - so turns out a cockatoo broke our rocket.

ardentguilt

Article link:

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/space/unlikely-suspect-caught-redhanded-over-failed-rocket-launch-in-bowen-qld/news-story/e489f5e9443d7209906d81e86a4498b0#

batshit-auspol

A ... spokesperson?

batshit-auspol

You'll all be pleased to know that this rocket finally launched today and it blew up immediately

redstonedust

its funny when events that probably couldve been traumatic dont bother you so you'll end up casually dropping stuff like "so after that time i almost got lost at sea as a kid-" and theyll be like WHAT and youre like. oh yeah dont worry its just part of my lore. its honestly not even a top five interesting backstory moment. focus please.

segamascott

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tilthat

TIL that Harvard professor Tom Lehrer was asked at the age of 84 by rapper 2 Chainz if he could sample his 60-year old song. Lehrer replied, “I grant you motherfuckers permission to do this. Please give my regards to Mr. Chainz, or may I call him 2?”

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theradioghost

the fact that this doesn’t mention that 1. the song is called “the old dope peddler” and that 2. lehrer’s other songs range from delights like “the masochism tango” and “poisoning pigeons in the park” to a catchy theme tune for the myth of Oedipus to celebrations of plagiarism in math academia and a series of jokes about the folk song “Clementine” as written by various classical composers, not to mention The Elements Song, is unforgivable.

lehrer is also a math genius who entered Harvard at 15 and may or may not have invented the jello shot. eventually he got bored of performing music and went back to teaching math. as of May 2021 he’s 93 and still kicking around in California.

oakenroots

As of July, 2025, he has outlived Ozzy Osbourne and is 97 years old.

arachnomancer

Szarr Family: The Public Face

From Descent into Avernus, p. 196

Raises some interesting points regarding both Cazador and Amanita. The city must have viewed Cazador as one of the last (if not the last) of the old Tumbledown family. I've always had the impression Amanita's family was from relatively far from Baldur's Gate, and this sort of seems like it might support that as well.

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