Lacm

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

when u think about his soulful brown eyes…

No government can stop us from existing and being happy.

everything is a reference when you're crazy

A friend with a job is a type of dead wife

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny