god’s favorite burden

YES!

i am a violent dog and i keep biting for stupid fucking reasons and i need to be trained to stop but i wasn't socialized right as a puppy and now i keep getting dressed up in rhinestones and bows and let loose in the park to chase squirrels and maul small children

btw if two guys are both wearing backwards hats it means they were just making out

Change for the worse

You guys would prod me with spears through the bars of a metal cage for fun

Yeah we would lol

lol

Me when a character I like dies in the characters are gonna die show: how could this happen.... darn it.... I didnt see this coming

WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof

oh shit he ate the whole thing . he just like me frfr

spiderman just left the pizza box on the roof but then came back a minute later and clearly felt bad for littering so now hes swinging through downtown holding an empty pizza box

hes hit a street light

he's swinging away now clearly very embarrassed and he thinks nobody saw it. i saw you spiderman

fuck

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

ok there's also something funny i'm mad about. i know he lost so it's a moot point or whatever but What was ryland grace doing in that tumblr sexyman poll. that's not a tumblr sexyman. That's Ryan Gosling

previously unseen genders in human history