Welcome To The Asshole Factory

I know for a fact other dimensions and realities exist because that’s where some of you people are watching tv

bad news, girls: it would seem that in my quest for immortality, the world itself has begun to reject my existence. my footsteps vanish in the wind and mysterious accidents destroy all evidence of my passing

#oh yeah this happened to a buddy of mine #we've all forgotten his name and visage but he still comes to some of the group hangouts (via @aethersea)

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

The 4th of July commemorates the American Revolution, an event which took place in Qing-dynasty North America during the reign of the Qianlong Emperor, Gaozong

It represents a succesful uprising against the rule of one of the local warlords feuding in Europe at the time.

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.

Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP

99% of dying empires stop their desperate military adventurism right before it succeeds brilliantly and propels them to a new 10,000-year golden age.

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.