y'all mind if i scream?

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

I'm probably someone's "not this guy again" on Tumblr

thank you dua lipa

people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

Out of a moment of aching sadness and fury and manic impulsivity, a wizard turns a killer whale trapped in a theme park aquarium into a human so she can smuggle it out of the park and back into the wild.

She is now stuck on a road trip to the coast with a 6’6 woman who has tried to kill and devour a moose.

Next summer, Gwendoline Christie stars in You Orca Know Better

Honestly, I’d watch.

Willem Dafoe plays the grizzled old whaler also after Gwendoline Christie for her oil (despite several characters trying to explain that humans don't really produce that much oil). In one scene he harpoons a station wagon. Juliette Binoche plays Elijah Wood's aunt, Kiki.

@finalgirlfall

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce