“she’s got legs for days” pfffft not impressive. i;ve had mine for years

how do you guys vocalize the punchline semicolon silly-punctuation I always imagine it’s a teenage boy voice crack

MOOOOOM, AUNT CAROL IS HEEEEEERE

Aunt Carol is fucking ripped.

reblog if you love aunt carol

people when the hyperverbal character speaks a lot: 😱🤯

personally i think he should talk some more. bring him back marvel. 2 hour movie of nothing but his voice. make it happen <3

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

\o/ <- woohoo!

<o> <- EXTREME STRESS, LIKE "OH FUCK OH SHIT" STRESS

or2 <- the person is still on their hands and knees but they've got a fat ass now

HAVE Z AND ALPHA NOT BEEN MADE AWARE? HAVE WE FAILED AT CONTINUING TO MEME THE HELL OUT OF IT? ARE WE, IN FACT, THE GRANDMAS BECAUSE WE ARE THE ANCIENT KEEPERS OF THE INCEST COFFEE KNOWLEDGE???

(If anybody is wondering “how could they write that and not anticipate the reaction?“ It’s because the sister was supposed to be much younger in the original draft. Like. An actual child. But they aged her up and never bothered changing the dialogue, so…)

let’s not skip over the wildest part of that delightful article, which is the fanfic writers who chose to not only be interviewed but put their whole government names next to links to their incest fanfiction in a respectable normie online magazine. respect.

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

I'm happy for y'all and your show renewals I promise. I'm just salty it's NEVER happened to me