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if Tumblr can show me the latest posts in a tag they should also be able to show me the oldest. Hit me with those 2008 takes i can handle it

"you're so weird" i was trapped in a crystal by a wizard for 10000 years give me a break

"why'd you get trapped in the crystal" apparently i was 'being weird' 🙄

who is telling men that having gray in their hair is ugly. why are they fucking lying

who is telling women that having gray in their hair is ugly!!!!!!! why are they fucking lying!!!!!!!

for every reblog on this post i will eat one plastic bag so the turtles dont have to

hyperfixating on pasta is what italians did I think

SAD! oh well theres other nations

every time i shower im like “yeah! i’ll take better care of myself!! this rules!!! yeah!!!!” and then the horrors

oh my god im going fucking crazy *continues to live exactly the same*

Do people forget the effects of testicles on the voice or do we need to go back to science class

what

let them speak

okay sorry

yeah nuts really mess with your voice, it kinda sucks. I find it pretty hard to sing with them in my mouth but idk ig it's different for everyone or something

movie pirating sites are like horses

each one unique. some wild, some tame. when they open new tabs you have to pet them and say sshhh easy there. you have to feed them treats from your hand