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girl realising they’re a lesbian call that 💡yurika  

"Centipedes don't fuck" is one of my favorite animal facts. There are plenty of sexually reproducing animals that don't fuck per se (like a lot of fish) but centipedes don't even meet. Males just leave sperm packets lying on the fucking ground and females pick them up and take them home. They don't even hang out

let's capitalise the first letter of random words.... Forever

The nurse doing my laser was like "you're doing really good, im impressed" and yk that shit went straight to my big fat head. why yes I am extremely good at sitting still while you torture me with laser beams, thank you

messed up that eyes are kinda the only body part it’s acceptable to get lost in

getting lost in her mouth

Got lost in her belly button and my torch accidentally lit some lint on fire 😔

out here getting lost in her knees

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary