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im a protected species you fucking asshole

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

this is the vibe i bring to the party actually

“whatever the fuck these two characters had going on” is a vastly underrated character dynamic

“Weird about each other” is how I’ve always put it. It’s my favorite thing.

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that poll going around of the guy who thought "people only eat tofu as a bit because they're deranged vegans" or whatever really crystalizes something that i have never been able to precisely say - which is "a nonzero fraction of people who start picky-eater discourse just happen to precisely hate those foods which are not from north america and refuse to introspect on this whatsoever"

In contrast some people say "there aren't any picky eaters in Asia 🙄" but this is laughably untrue. I have a cousin in India who refused until his 20s to eat anything in a sauce. as you can imagine in India this was difficult. he basically had to pick things out of curry and wipe them dry

if you ever bouncing your leg or shaking your foot that bc you were borned without a tail to swish swish...

But it’s not so enjoy

ill text someones 8 times in a row who cares

do you ever feel like a plastic horse

if you switch from saying haha to hehe people might think it’s strange at first but soon enough theyll see you as a hehe person and they wont even care or get mad. just a tip