hate when people think I know stuff. I dont know anything, I just use Google. I Google simple words because they look like they're spelled wrong and I cant be sure. I Google how to boil eggs every time I do it. this is who I am.

There's an influencer couple somewhere remodeling my dream victorian house into a suburban minimalist nightmare right now

I have this thing called ‘I consider this person my friend but I don’t know if they consider me theirs’

people who leave their phones set to military time are fuckin war criminals how do you look at 16:05 and go wow i can understand that . fucking bootlickers whats next? you gonna go join the army??recruit me?

yo chill bro……. i’m just european 😔

fuck you (affectionate)

I think the funniest thing about bean dad is that the guy could deprive his child of food for 6 hours to teach her a lesson, but the fuckin pussy couldn't even last more than a couple hours getting goofed on by strangers online before deleting his account. Why is every tough love parent such a fucking baby that they can't even handle people telling then to fuck off.

It's because they're the controlling type so when the roles are reversed, they bail out

So do seahorses read fpreg.

idk what 14 year old needs to hear this but that 18+ year old does not love you