"self-proclaimed handyman" = lowlife

kadokura circa 2010 like welp just got back from the most pathetic purgatory death match ive ever seen. one of the contestants was known as a famous mass murderer and he literally escaped from jail to participate in the fight but after beating the other guy not only did he NOT deliver the death blow, he also made this entire corny speech on how terrible it is to kill someone! whining that he has nightmares !! like go to therapy if youre so upset about it, but don’t waste my ¥80000 ringside tickets ugh. such a downer genuinely wish id just stayed home and had a nice soak in the tub. might sue the florist for false advertising

WITH the red lip. btw.

in case it hasnt been said before. you KNOW soma was a goth king back in the day.

im just sayin. the all-black fit. the hairdo. the old piercings. the fact that he was in the tojo branch known for cross dressing. the red top stitching. girl yes

Um. It's literally clearly all your fault SEGA is failing as a company. Now they're going to have to hunt bears in the snowy mountains to make ends meet!