dak, i'm sorry your sixty-nine friend is dead

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

an old wound drips toxic sludge darkly..

[taking you aside in the group masturbation vc] this place is a den of vipers... you are the only one I can trust

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

I havent been posting because ive been working on a new type of seeking rocket launcher that automatically targets the nearest bright smile or naturally occuring heartfelt exchange

(eating a pill i found on the floor of the club bathroom) hope it's a placebo. i don't need any effects right now

automated text reply that just says YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON I AM LETTING DOWN

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

Girlblogging for the girlies who've looked through the keyhole and seen the gate and seen the guardians at the gate ❤️

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

Yeah. My gang is called the sodabelly bouncy boys. & if you jump on our heads, we explode into gems. It’s a type of treasure.

"I am the Sword of God" is like easily top 10 things to declare immediately before doing something really stupid that will probably injure you