dak, i'm sorry your sixty-nine friend is dead

whatever happens happens but sometimes it would be nice if it didn’t happen

When you get mad, take a deep breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. No one ever expects that.

The Dog Wizard striked you with her houndful staff, cursing you seven years

what does it do :0

3d6 dog damage

goes to bed adorably & in an enchanting manner all by myself & alonestyle

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

TIP: Spending time in a Walmart store will slowly fill your Frenzy meter. Other Shoppers may also increase your Frenzy. When your Frenzy meter is full, you will become temporarily Evil and lose your stored Energy for the day.

I'd be sooooo good at dying in battle I practice sleeping in various slain positions just in case #justincase

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's

We must create dungeons that expand for miles under the earth and malls are the hub areas where warriors gather to venture deep beanth the surface for treasures yet discovered. It's the only way to save the economy.

👆It's is the only way to save the economy

i'm smiling i'm happy and i'm with my friends deep beneath the earth talking to a hag played by brennan lee mulligan

what if after job interview you catch a glimpse of the person’s notepad & see they wrote “things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl”