MURDER HAS ITS SEXUAL SIDE

Some of the edgiest queers in the world who constantly talk about romanticizing cannibalism and gore is punk or whatever will turn into the literal pope when confronted with anything realistic having to do with sex like im sorry but people fuck in the park at night sometimes always have and always will and you’re going to have to go about your life without advocating for them to be skinned alive in Alcatraz

press the teleport button to come over to my house and eat a bagel on the porch with me rightnow and you will earn 5 gems

the new viral trend is swimming in the river with an abdominal wound! take an #AbdominalWoundRiverSwim and post your results

tonight we smoke music

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

Without gifs we are in hell