Do you think I made Adrian too small

So what I'm saying is: Eridian middle school teacher Ryland Grace is probably gonna have to train himself back into saying “fuck”, because “fudge” is likely way more profane from an Eridian perspective.

(yes, I was thinking about lobsters when I wrote this)

Leo: It's going to be like one of those oval office fights he has with Jed. He's been working with Grace side by side, Grace knows just as well as he does that there are no options here. You HAVE to do it. Maybe he even throws in a "Don't you remember San Diego? The first time you told me you were too much of a coward to help and I told you that it was not optional. Well this is not optional either."

How DARE Tolkien omit in the final draft the information that the traditional hobbit marriage custom is to have unspoken vibes for years and then disappear without explanation for an indeterminate length of time!?

@finegoddamnit​ how dare you hide this in the tags

buck’s backyard + a buckling <3

people who are aroace: have you seen project hail mary

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