Dr. Gumption Cretaceous Attorny at Law

crawls out of my hole that resembles the grave but isnt. #myholethatresemblesthegravebutisnt

People on Twitter (and elsewhere) love to say "retard" and "low IQ" now and I'm not only talking about nazi accounts but just your average account. It came out of nowhere just this year too. Really annoying.

I've been telling people that IQ is perhaps the most normalized example of eugenics and the pseudoscience that is psychometrics

Anything that is based in IQ is bogus because IQ is simply fake data

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

haters see me and say christ what is that

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

in the contemporary world, the most fundamental human right - and, it often seems, the least protected one - is "being both Allowed and Able to go Somewhere Else." the rest is commentary.

the torments of prison are predicated on Not Letting You Leave. the most terrifying and degrading aspects of childhood are predicated on Not Letting You Leave. misogynists wail and moan and fearmonger about divorce and equal opportunity employment because they Allow Wife To Leave. borders and immigration restrictions exist, in no small part, to Prevent People From Leaving countries where they will be exploited and/or oppressed. fuck you for trying to leave. fuck you for exerting any control over your life whatsoever. that makes you the one at fault, actually.

david graeber described three fundamental freedoms: freedom to move, freedom to disobey orders, and freedom to reorganize social relations

being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

You have to be anti-war to care about climate change, and you have to hate the USA to be anti-war.

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

[yelling at the club to someone i met ten minutes ago] do you think im a burden be honest

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

I love when desire leads to disappointment. It’s a classic