Lazy-Days

Genius

This is GENIUS!

Crows have good memory and communicate too so once word got out that the fruit wasnt the wave they all left it alone, thats cool af

Hold on gotta go gaslight some birds so my crops will grow better

*cups my own face tenderly* its gonna be okay babe

The modern version of keeping someone’s picture in a locket is making their photo your phone’s lockscreen

Omg I took the Covid vaccine and now my dick looks bigger?? Anybody else experience this?

I'm a healthcare worker and getting the vaccine gave me D cups

my ass is huge after the second dose

This is true i got my vaccine today and now my dick and balls are huge

I have often heard him described as having smiling eyes

Reblogging again for this awesome addition!

Lady liberty could get it

theory: the rest of the world in the Mad Max universe is totally fine and Australia just did that

LMAO but wouldn’t the rest of the world send help or something like that?

that reminds me of a couple years ago when my dumbass stupid bee post was going around and someone was trying to argue w me abt how unethical beekeeping for honey was so i was like “ahaha what? i don’t beekeep for the honey i throw that nasty goop out! i eat the bees. crunchy” and i thought they were going to try and kill me in real life

OP I want you to know that you are a hero.

ok this is important to me. gaslighting is not a synonym for lying. it’s a type of lying. if someone says to you “the sky is green,” that’s a lie. if you say “the sky is blue” and they respond “no, it’s green, you’re wrong, your eyes are playing tricks on you” THAT’S gaslighting. the crucial requirement is that they try to convince you not only that you are wrong but that you shouldn’t trust your own senses. that you’re imagining something/hallucinating/dreaming. the abuser is trying to make themselves more of an authority on reality than your own mind, often with the goal of making you reliant on them to tell you “truth” from “fiction.”