Starry Eyed Aesthetic™

I’m so sensitive you could literally text me in a different tone and I’ll get sad

WHAT

The last one

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”

… in the boot, under the boot

Crime where

I guess dissenting it’s a crime now.

My dad just told me that when he was my age he tripped on acid a lot and every time he tripped he found the meaning of life but by the time he was sober he had forgotten it. So, he told himself that the next time he tripped he would write it down. So he tripped again, and went and wrote it down and when he woke up he was so excited to see everything that he wrote so he went and opened the notebook and all it said was “orange juice”.

This is so frickin cool

rude and offensive that fics won’t write themselves :/

Feral scientist

Lonesome wizard

you do now

Congrats on your new cat

“Gay parents will damage their kids” BITCH WHERE.

One of my few complaints about Queer Eye is how it buries Karamo’s training and experience as a SOCIAL WORKER in the title of “culture” or whatever. The world needs many more social workers and much more respect for the field.

Well this is awkward 

drift compatible

Game glitch

collision detection: OFF

Parkour with the boys

The very excited blonde lady owns the resort where this is taken. She’s super excited because this is the closest they’ve ever come in before. Everyone else is less excited because this was taken crack of dawn; when blonde lady realized how close the whales were coming, she ran around waking everybody up to see it.

this is magical reblog for good karma