Oh to be a gay trans rat in paris, cooking soup

mymusician... oughh my little bug [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] [remembers infantilization is bad] this complete stranger is their own huge bug

your twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

60 is not old

sir john franklin of the eponymous doomed polar expedition died on the ice at 61. it's never too late.

having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro

i can’t say shit about liking a character that acts slightly in a very specific way without being hit with a tidal wave of “of course you would” to live is to suffer

U want something and then when u get it it’s like omg………… I’m scared

Everyone was just shot and killed by machine guns #DeltaruneSpoilers

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

We have to find it

U want something and then when u get it it’s like omg………… I’m scared

Your artstyle is like your gut microbiome in the way its everything you consume and like and it also has all your bacteria up in it. Thats probably how that works

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat