Oh to be a gay trans rat in paris, cooking soup

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

U say penis dick cock balls whatever and nobody bats an eye But when u say pussy or vagina suddenly youre the sex pervert. IDGAF!!!!!!!! PUSSAYYYYYYTYY

did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises

It was a global problem

well let’s see if I care

my pussy like god the way it works in mysterious ways

Do Star Wars fans actually like their own franchise

not really

my underground guppy fighting ring just got busted