damn

i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.

I have never loved anything like I love that little bunny in the top right corner with the mold.

Me, year 2074: haha wow so you were born in 2006? you must be like 5 years old lol

Memento Mori

Come on man McMento Mori was right there

I feel like everyone has one particular Pokemon they’re associated with, like it’s your Pokemon, so tell me, who is Your Pokemon? Mine is suicune

Oh mon dieu l'enfants amongus !

[Image description: a picture of a baby Among Us character. End image description]

i think im so stressed to the point where i dont even feel stressed anymore im just waiting for everything to collapse in on itself and i stopped caring

moral of the story is never do things

what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall