why dont dogs rule the world

i am so excited to get the new animal crossing game!!! i wish i had all the amiibo cards but its impossible to buy a box of packs for less than $100 lmao. i did get a tattoo though nice

Why don't teachers let kids eat snacks in class like most of us wake up at the crack ass of dawn and lug out lifeless bodies to this book slamming building but when we finally get there we realise"oh heck I forgot to eat the morning dinner whatever shall I do" so you pull out a bag of the 2005 original recipe cinnamon toast crunch now discontinued in local stores and start munching away. But as soon as the sweet taste hits your tongue you hear the slams of god slap the bag out of your hand.