a green key if i ever saw one

nostalgia bait is much less effective when you have memory problems. "hey its that thing from your childhood, don't you love thing from your childhood?" i wouldnt know </3 i forgor.

one thing about me is that if someone posts an url w the tracking info still on im not clicking it. if i really like them and im on my computer ill copy paste the nice part of the url but i am straight up not clicking that

delete everything after the ? in the url for me. Okay? 💕

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

writers, instead of asking ai for help, you can always use your childhood trauma and repressed issues to help you with that fic

this disability pride month lets be kinder to folks with moral ocd . no more “if you really care about this minority , you’ll reblog this post” , “someone will die if you don’t reblog this” , etc etc , and all other kinds of guilt tripping reblog bait . at the VERY LEAST tag your reblog bait so we can filter it out and avoid unnecessary spirals . it’s 2026 , we need to move past using guilt to get engagement .

I’m a patron of the arts (I leave nice comments on aO3).

I'm a patron of the arts (I reblog on Tumblr dot com)

I NEED TO WRITE FANFICTION <- guy who is perfectly capable of writing fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction

hey don't cry. think about Blorbo struggling to get up, coughing up blood <3

me, who is chroncially ill with multiple don’tfeelgood Conditions: I just don’t feel good and I don’t know why

they need to invent a digestive system that behaves predictably and correctly