gritty surrealism

ppl are always like oh if i went back in time i would teach them all about electricity. well, i don’t know about electricity. i don’t know how to build a michaelwave. i would be the stupidest motherfucker in the 16th century. i wouldn’t know who the king is. i don’t know how to use a tinderbox. i can’t ride a horse. the only good thing about me is my immunity to super mega smallpox

Yiu to are not smallpox immune a.

can you guys just give me a break. i just found out i’m not immune to smallpox

well i guess im not allowed back at the shooting range because the woke dipshits that own the place kept getting complaints that it was "concerning" and "uncomfortable" when i would tape a poster-sized photograph of my own face onto the target and land every single shot perfectly between the eyes

Audreyyyyy 😭 💕💕💕

Literally at least three cats I’ve had

I can't fucking believe they're doing another one

you're laughing steven moffat just plagiarised like 5 different dw episodes into the middest christmas special in years and you're laughing

what do you mean your a self proclaimed TERF and anti-abortion. that’s hilarious. do you not know what the RF in TERF means? you’re like an equal opportunity bodily autonomy hater.

I love you all so much

i love men shoutout to other men who love men and also all men like those trans men and gay men and bi men and genderqueer men and ace men and also men . men . hi men i love you ... hi .

AND ALSO GIRLS WHO ARE MEN. AND MEN WHO ARE GIRLS. I SEE YOU. I SEE YOU. HI. I LOVE YOU BTW. BIGENDER MEN AND MULTIGENDER MEN AND XENOGENDER MEN. MEN WHO DONT FIT INTO MEN PLACES AND MEN WHO WERE ALWAYS MEN AND MEN WHO JUST BECAME MEN AND MEN WHO WERE NEVER MEN BUT THEY STILL ARE MEN HI. HELLO. I SEE YOU. I LOVE YOU.

This is the kind of energy Americans need to take into November