i thought i would be happy by now

Schism? Schism today?

Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card

ever since i was a little girl i knew i won’t be participating

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

Russians back, Kaori and Loena retired, Yuma gap year, Ilia possibly taking time off, Isabeau attempting quads, fb/c continuing. can we just abolish the sport of figure skating while we’re ahead

the issue of banning russians/belarussians was always going to end like this because the war on ukraine was being used as pretext for what they should have been banned for in the first place (the doping). isu dug themselves into a hole because obviously russia is not the only country ever to wage a war.

the human body is an engineering marvel. I sneeze in bright light. if I dont get enough sunlight on my skin I get tired and sad and have to drink a lot of milk to fix it. standing too much hurts, but sitting too much also hurts. if I get a virus, my body will increase its temperature in an attempt to cook it, which also cooks my brain cells. toenails exist. I have to turn the radio down to see better when I drive. there are 17 genes dictating what my hair texture is, but it completely changes when the air is too humid. yawning is contagious. there are more species of bacteria living in my body than there are species of birds in the entire world. every few months I grievously injure my neck by "sleeping on it weird." it took seven million years of human evolution to form me, and now I'm afraid of phone calls.

music is literally so songs as fuck and dont you forget it

you can not be a "neutral athlete" when your sport is being funded by the government and is used as a massive propaganda tool