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I wish I had this hat

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

I love very specific cakes

I had to redraw this cake 🍰

Outlines of two alligators that slept through the rain.

The fact siobhan called this from the beginning WITHOUT even seeing Grant do any work

The three genders

i don't think either of them is telling the truth