in my Terry Silver era

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

woke Aerosmith: dude looks like a they/them

I'm sorry Steven Tyler I wasn't familiar with ur bigender game

Be fat and be ugly and be gay and be perverted and be passionate and be whatever is the opposite of what is ok in the world today

Sometimes "rarepair" means "you are literally the only person who posts about this on tumblr dot com" and you have to learn to be okay with that.

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

"You're like family to me." "I have seen what you read about family..."

the best thing you can do to a character make them averse to touch and absolutely starved for it

dude we are just like twins except we were born at two completely different times and we are not related and we look nothing alike too

this is the fifth fucking geode ive crakced open whys its all meat

my liege those are crab rangoons

sometimes i have a dream that reveals such a humiliating desire i have that i genuinely lose a bit of respect for myself

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

biting the hand that feeds you is a sex act