-we're all just bacteria tractors-

shadowheart talks about lady shar like how roman catholics talk about the virgin mary

So for a while I used to be overdramatic and say “mistakes were made”, but then that evolved into saying “I’ve made a mistake” in a tone of shocked realisation, but this economy has forced me to be more brief and make more errors, so now I just announce “MISTAKE” whenever appropriate.

well the horrors may be beyond YOUR comprehension, but I comprehend them perfectly

having halsin as a companion and party member is very funny because none of this shit is his problem he just likes you so much

oh little coffee drink we're really in it now

Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.

theyre going to put a fucking band on me

the ladies love my colourful and bright leg band

i have fathered a disproportionate amount of the local egg population as a result of my colourful and bright leg band

girl help your colorful and bright leg band is disrupting the ornithologists' data

someone’s mad he doesn’t have a colourful and bright leg band

youre fucking up my statistics

know what else is being fucked?

AAGH AAGH AAGH

women need gnocchi

many are saying this

I think Discord should allow server admins to change the collective noun to replace "people" in "Several people are typing...."