prodigal sapphist

i’m sorry for being abnormal about that middle aged woman it will happen again

imagine you get your first period ever and are terrified and try and burn your whole mattress and then your soon to be mother-in-law who is evil actually just tells you "listen here diva, love is a poison." happened to my close personal friend sansa stark once.

Looking at the list of student societies at the new uni I'm off to and it's so fun thinking about what I enjoy in life in order to find likeminded people. so far I've landed on 'craft beer' and 'fantasy literature'. We'll go from there...

studying for my driving theory test, why are uk road crossings named like this. zebra i understand, distinctive and makes sense, but why do we have puffin AND pelican as two separate crossing types? could one of them not have been named 'susan' to avoid confusion?