Grif, the Plorge

a non-photoshopped picture of someone actually wearing them, for your viewing pleasure

oh my god not ETHINICALLY AMBIGAUS homer simpson

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“Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.”

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The people of Morrowind really weren't unusually rude, it's just that they specifically didn't like your character's personality. Here's a comparison of walking around with a low personality vs. a high personality.

Binghamton Press, New York, September 8, 1948

this is the funniest thing i have ever seen

Ooh, wow, not dead on, but the plane is circling Margaritaville and preparing for a landing

I'm not sorry for having you know this exists XD

I'm not sorry for having you know this exists XD

"No that’s an oil tank I’m not interested" 😂

Even if you don’t think vaccines and autism are related … these are some staggering numbers!

I am in love with Clara 😭

Clara trusts me enough to show me different parts of her body like her belly. show me her mouth and allow me to touch all of those teeth. —right? can you turn and show them all of your teeth? good job!— So we work really hard on being able to look over their entire bodies, and progress those behaviors to things like voluntary blood draws, ultrasounds, teeth brushing, and radiographing. —right? yeah!— But the biggest thing is we find what they find reenforcing and they show us that. and that includes hugs. —right?— And Clara has shown us that she really seems to enjoy tactile, so I give her this hand signal and she will show me what part of her body she wants rubbed. So, right now she wants a big noogie —right? good.— and sometimes what I will do is I’ll make her head a little pancake. or then I’ll rub her side and then she snuggles right in. —huh? huh! good girl thats very nice, good.— And then like I said, she would climb right on my lap and allow me to continue giving her tactile.

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