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Just Another Tuesday
I've been working on this beast since December!
Dean Winchester is Death. This will have consequences. Those consequences are "fixing everything"
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every time i listen to āyouāre a mean one mr. grinchā i canāt help but sit there and think āwhat did the grinch do to hurt you?ā because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!
you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce iād probably be bitter enough to steal christmas tooĀ
Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.
My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and āYouāre a Mean One, Mr. Grinchā is the resulting breakup song.
Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?
Yes.
oh god theres art
@altadude you know what must be done.
ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr
I apologize to all my followers for this
if i had to read this you do too
I have a hate-hate relationship with this
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Good griefā¦ Iām sorry, but I canāt not reblog thisā¦
Tis the season bitches
DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN
Why is this on my dash?
ā¦..Iām.. Bothered? by the fact that Iām not bothered by this.
Youāre not bothered?? Iām not only not bothered, Iām freaking invested. Iām having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into coupleās counseling. I want theĀ āten years laterā when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where thereās a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe weāve allĀ got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesnāt mean we canāt make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance.Ā
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I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl andĀ
uh
yeah
Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u
So i tried it both ways and uh
i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?
this made me laugh really hardā¦.
and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed
but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstratedĀ
So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try againā¦ FOR SCIENCE!Ā
Its not science unless you write it down soĀ
First method:
Well done, i guessā¦
Second:
I fucked up
Girlsā¦ how?
I DONāT UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY
I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!
Itās all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.
Girls shirts have less armpit room then boyās do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.
Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.
but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isnāt much armpit space.
and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when youāve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirtās length.
It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOUāRE WELCOME!
bless you
look what is back on my dash. Jesus.
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And they say brunettes with dimples canāt stabilize the reactor core š
Uh Oh
I got a bad feeling about this
You and me both Rainbow Dash
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So my family has a Gay Pirate Plate.
Stay with me.
We do not know how the hell the Gay Pirate Plate was first acquired. This being a point of contention is actually pretty plot-relevant; the saga of the Gay Pirate Plate began with my grandmother and her sister, who, for some ungodly reason, both BADLY wanted the Gay Pirate Plate and believed it to be rightfully theirs.
I should back up, firstly, to establish: The Gay Pirate Plate is the cheapest, tackiest, ugliest plate in existence.
It is in no way a collectorās item. It is physically impossible for it to complement anyoneās decor, because the colors in it are garish. Itās just a ceramic plate with a gay pirate painted on it, and the painting is, this cannot be emphasized enough, extremely bad.
(How do we know the pirate is gay if heās just posing on a plate? Listen. Fully 100% to stereotype, but he is. He is gay. Thereās an energy. That pirate is a flaming homosexual. That pirate has sex with men and does it frequently. That pirate is fucking gay, all right, he just is.)
Anyway. The point is that this is an extremely cheap and ugly plate with a poorly-executed painting of pirate on it who is like a nine on the Kinsey scale.
My grandmother and her sister fought a blood feud over this plate for their entire lives. It would be on the wall in my grandmaās house, and then her sister would visit, and then it would be gone. Sheād visit her sister and the plate would be on the wall and her sister would pretend it had always been there. She would steal it back, hang it up, and, when her sister visited, pretend it had always been there. This continued for DECADES.
When the sister died, the Gay Pirate Plate lived triumphantly in my grandmotherās house. And then my grandmother died. And my aunt, who had lived with her and been her carer throughout her life, rightfully inherited their house.
We visit my aunt after the funeral and stay with her for a week or two.
Me, my sister, and our dad. Her brother.
The three of us look at each other. We donāt say anything. We studiously avoid making eye contact with the Gay Pirate Plate mounted proud and ugly on the wall. We notice one another studiously avoiding looking at it. We notice one another noticing. We say nothing. We come to a silent consensus. We pack up to leave. We get in the van. Our aunt comes out to say goodbye. I loudly announce I need to use the restroom before we leave. She obviously stays outside to continue talking to my dad.
I take down the Gay Pirate Plate, stuff it under my oversized sweatshirt, go outside, and get in the van. She happily waves goodbye as we drive off.
Two days later my dad gets a phone call that opens with hysterical laughter and āYou FUCKING ASSHOLE did you seriously STEAL THE PLATEāā
Anyway. The gay pirate plate lives in my dadās house currently.
But heās trying to get me and my sister out to visit him. And plate mounts are cheap.
The rules of Gay Pirate Plate are simple by the way.
The plate must be clearly and openly displayed in a place of great prominence whenever it is in your possession. When it is not in your possession, the display piece must remain in place. This is where you would put your gay pirate plate, IF YOU HAD ONE.
No active steps may be taken to prevent the theft of the Gay Pirate Plate. That goes against the spirit of the game, as does attempting to hide it.
The plate MUST be stolen and cannot be gifted or removed with permission. Should you witness attempted theft of the Gay Pirate Plate you are required to intervene and return it to its place.
Every time your sibling successfully absconds with the Gay Pirate Plate, you must respond with indignant fury, as if you have not also repeatedly and blatantly stolen the Gay Pirate Plate.
WOE
PLATE BE UPON YE
STATUS UPDATE
I texted this image to my family at around 2am their time last night and woke up to appropriately indignant messages about theft, betrayal, etc.
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it's healthy for academics to have professional feuds. enrichment activity
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Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I donāt really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean itās a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hatā¦
Nothing ventured, nothing gainedā¦
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THATāS AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of peopleā¦
wait, does that mean?
oh boyā¦ā¦.
Luckily, this nonsense doesnāt work on girls.
Observeā¦
ITāS GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It canāt be true.
And it canāt possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so farā¦
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
ā¦ Actually ā¦
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Canāt be that bad!
ā¦.
ā¦oh my godā¦
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmmā¦ I wonder
Iām sure nothing could possiblyā¦
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at onceā¦
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Blind people must save a lot on electricity.
They do actually!
I had a blind professor, last semester, and I swung through his office to make up an exam. It was a while before I knew he was in there because he was sitting with the lights off. I finally went in, apologized, and took the exam by the light of a nearby window (which was fine). Forty-five minutes into dead silence he panicked and yelled in this booming voiced, āWAIT, YOU CAN SEE!!!ā before diving across his desk to turn on the lights. Iām sure he was embarrassed but I thought it was endearing and it highlighted a large aspect of disabled life that I hadnāt previously considered.
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fuck it 10 pm post we like to party
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one of my favorite tidbits about speedrunning that comes up every time the games done quick marathons come around is how Wind Waker speedruns are about five hours long because of the giant wall in Hyrule that actually forces the runner to play the game because theyāve been throwing shit at this wall for over a decade and still canāt figure out a way past it. the wall in hyrule is entirely unglitchable and the only way past it is to play the game properly. the speedrun would be like one hour if they could get past this wall but nope, itās five hours. fuck the wall.
and the comedy of this situation is exponentially amplified the more you know about skips and glitches in speedruns in general
as examples of how broken WW is elsewhere, you can clip through walls and go out of bounds to skip entire dungeon sequences pretty much anywhere with a ledge, use the Wind Waker to enter a state where you ignore physics and swim at 5000 miles an hour, and even fly infinitely into the sky after dying like some kind of helium zombie. do you know how many games could be broken wide open by an infinite height trick? TTYD would shave off 3 or 4 hours.
but this fucking barrier around Hyrule Castle, against all odds, is just completely insurmountable with any of this. Ganondorf is literally the most successful and powerful villain in gaming history and this Super Extendo Fuck You Shieldā¢ is a shining testament to it
This is the kind of information I want on my dash
Okay but do you have any idea just how big the Super Extendo Fuck You Shieldā¢ actually is? Try approximately four times the height of the castle itself.
And not only that, but even if you get over the invisible wall, thereās another barrier that causes damage and knockback. So even if you managed to get over the invisible wall part of the Nintendo Containment Systemā¢, thereās still an additional, cylinder-shaped barrier that will do damage to you and knock you back out, even if you try to get in from the top or bottom. That castle has more security measures than Fort fucking Knox and itās all to give a middle finger to speedrunners wanting to finish the game in an hour. Itās fucking wild.
https://youtu.be/7XBPrFYN1MU
As of July 2019, the barrier has been defeated in all versions of the game, and the current World Record is 1hr 04m50s. The current method is to give yourself seventy invisible grappling hooks, which corrupts so much of the gameās memory that thereās not enough left over to load the barrier (or a lot of other things, like enemies or cutscenes. Itās amazing). You can just walk right trough where itās supposed to be.
Cant believe the only way to beat The wallā¢ is to stop it from ever existing in the first place
The line āseventy invisible grappling hooksā killed me
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How is bnha anime of the decade...... they arenāt even anime of the hour of the minute of the second
The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em
1969.........
Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.
Tumblr is truly one of the webbed sites ever
ohmg
post's haunted.
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*finishes reading a full book in 3 hours* who am i
your favourite character from said book now next question
next question: the number of pupils in school A is equal to half the number of pupils in school B. the ratio of the boys in school A and the boys in school B is 1:3 and the ratio of the girls in school A and the girls in school B is 3:5. the number of boys in school B is 200 higher than the number of boys in school A. find the number of boys and girls in each school.
solve it
A: 100 boys, 300 girls
B: 300 boys, 500 girls
next question?
under constant current electrolysis, how many coulombs would be required to reduce 2 mol of Cu to metallic copper?
386,000 coulombs next question?
a farmer plants 54 crops of broccoli and 32 crops of carrot. what is the probablity his neighbor's name is jessica?
the probability is around 818 066/382 200 000 or around 0,2 if he lives in the united states. next question
i'm blocking you
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for the past few semesters i've been taking the median grade of each assignment and assigning them to a hypothetical student and calculating the final grade for that in order to see what the most mid grade would be for each set of students (to help me in calibrating my teaching). this is also helpful when compared to the median of all the final grades because it tells you which direction the data is skewed in
it's been pretty helpful so far and is really easy but i was wondering if anyone else had good ideas for quick ways to asses the class as a whole that aren't just like. straight up class average
thanks for all the advice. if it helps at all, i teach latin (and greek, next year) at the university level
IM FUCKIGN CYRUING (vine by Korbin Miles)
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peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it
dont do this
I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.
it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.
tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.
do not do this.
Unanimous consensus: Do not do this
Other people: Hold on Iām about to do this
Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight
Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)
Oh that is a... fascinating smell
Don't do this
Alright now Iām curious
Didn't have strips so I made what I call battery acid cereal
Don't do this
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iāve mixed cranberry mikes harder and cucumber lime gatorade into a drink i like to call āthe flavorā because like. you drink this shit and your tongue is like āthereās a taste here. you are experiencing a flavorā but when you go to open the door thereās no flavor there. it comes back with an undefined error in the flavor column. itās the missingno of flavors. it so absolutely and definitely tastes like something and that thing is nothing.
im going to make this brb
okay so i found a gas station that had the stuff so i made it
diagnosis: it tastes?
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It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"
Why would they speak spanish in europe
Spain.......
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