Terrible Screenplay Ideas and Other Nonsense

Gus: "You can never have too many shelves." Shawn: "You literally can." Gus: "No, Shawn, shelving units are a measure of presentability, respectability and, in certain cultures, virility." Shawn: "Which ones?" Gus: "Many of them!" Shawn: "Well, you need to change cultures, because I need to put up this signed photograph of Emilio Estevez." Gus: "I will do no such thing, Shawn, I've been calibrating the brackets of these shelves for months! And I need somewhere to store my collection of beans." Shawn: "Alphabetically or by genus?" Gus: "You wouldn't tell the difference Shawn! Besides, genus is-" Shawn: "I literally could because you're my best friend." Gus: "YOU ATE THREE OF THEM!" Shawn: "YOU ATE FIVE!" Gus: "THEY'RE MY BABIES SHAWN! LET ME CANNIBALIZE!"

The best channel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is8N7B9b0GQ

I can confirm that "A Walk Down Memory Lane" is so much fucking better live, holy shit it works.

There was a lot to adore at the two Sparks concerts in London and Glasgow: 1. Russell Mael's polka dot suit, pink shirt and pink trainers (I kind of want to get married in this) 2. Trolling even the hardcore fanbase by pulling out almost nothing but deep cuts and B-sides. 3. Opening with the Royal Chelsea Hospital Choir and a pumping house DJ for the Glasgow night: two such left-field choices they have to belong to Sparks. 4. They performed tracks from my favourite album, but not the titular one, instead being 2 deep cuts they NEVER perform ("Sherlock Holmes" and "Mickey Mouse") 5. The Goth girl dancing all the way through, not giving a fuck what anyone thought. 6. The sheer queer and trans joy of the event. 7. The young person who came dressed as the front cover of "Angst in My Pants", complete with red outfit and a teddy bear dressed as Ron the Bride: they were on the front row, and Russell acknowledged them, subsequently they melted with glee. 8. The Kelvingrove is a stunning venue, and it didn't rain! 9. SPARKS! 10. I almost forgot: I wish I enjoyed anything as much as their guitarist Eli Pearl enjoyed being there

Original fiction done for now, time to work on two DC pieces ("Young Justice 2" and "Hawk and Dove" - Hawk sports a mullet) and my two other originals

"Ah sweet, we did a game, and thus old friends and I got to reconnect as adults... It's been a year so let's do a second roleplaying game." Brain: "HERE ARE THE NEXT THREE GAMES! ONE OF THEM IS BASED UPON "SINNERS" IN A GAY BAR BUT WITH LISA LOEB AND THE NEXT ONE IS "BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA" BUT IN A CASINO WITH LISA LOEB AS A WIZARD."

Shout out to my childhood darling "Mouse Hunt": a weirdly fucking dark, ominous little movie which introduced me to Christopher Walken (in perhaps his greatest role), and which Gore Verbinksi would never top until maybe "Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die". Even then... And if you know his career that's saying a lot.

In order to put any sort of positive spin on this dreadful loss: I am choosing to believe that Anthony Head died so that Bonnie Tyler could awaken from her coma, taking one for the team like the gent he was. RIP to a real one.

"Passenger" may be a film so dull and unmemorable that all I remember from it is that the house at the start looks like the one from Lisa Loeb's "Stay"; but watching it before "Madfabulous" made the latter film even better as a passionate queer celebration of Welsh history for the passion and affection and love it had that the former did not.

Question for comic book Tumblr: When Hawk and Dove yell out their names and thus transform into their superpowered selves, do people magically not remember them being these two people beforehand?

Pride month? Oh cool, enjoy. I dunno man, I'm watching "Stray Dog" by Akira Kurosawa, I've not planned for this

We're never getting an actor like Robert Ryan again.

Not to be that guy (who am I kidding?) but when I get shit for saying "Project Hail Mary" is way too fucking long, I shouldn't need to defend myself by pointing out that it's longer than fucking "Ran"