greesbian

how do you explain to people that spending all your pre-adolescence and adolescent years in such deep depression you didn't expect to make it past 19 and somehow making it to 30 changes your worldview. like i don't need any aspirations, i'm just vibing with my iced coffee that brings me actual joy and contentment. might chuckle at a funny post later. life's simple. it's good

"mwahahaha" could be an evil laugh but it could also be "mwah ahaha" like someone kissing you and then laughing joyously because they love you

thinking about creatures.

Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

the miserable bitch industry would crumble without me

We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal