The very useless gay

*feelin up my own titties bc I can do so and they squishy*

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

Today is my 1 year bottom surgery anniversary. My pussy is officially 1 year old.

I’ve had some people ask me why I hate sissies so much: They’re on average the unneeded answer to the question “what if we made a crossdresser heinously racist?”

This is a problem exemplified by the inhumane treatment leveled at children. All of us have experienced being a child, and the powerlessness and lack of control that comes with it, but children are still systemically mistreated. The vast majority of adults are quick to forget compassion for the sake of position. Even as a child, there are other children who will sell their peers out for a taste of power, a betrayal so common that fiction has many an archetype to match; The hall monitor, the teacher's pet, the golden child. These power structures are an insidious force, designed to make every moment into a prisoner's dilemma. So remember, no fucking snitching.

gfsgcdh I appreciate the kind notes on this sorry I'm just rly emotional over ppl finding him desirable. I want older people to know they aren't easily disposable

Reblog cause FACTS

Also, AI was built on people's work, so of course some would look like it. Stay the fuck away from my ellipsis and em-dashes.

today's reason I fucking love the open source community: Ageless Linux, a brand new Debian-based operating system specifically designed to break the law by giving children access to computers that explicitly refuse to track their age.

reblog this post to help a child break the law

oh goddamn this whole page goes so hard actually, please go read it. what an impressive, visceral takedown of this dumb law

Lying about your age and looking at shit you definitely shouldn’t is a childhood rite of passage.

Important addition: Maria Skłodowska-Curie was born during partitions, which means Poland didn’t exist, which means her insistence that she was Polish was a significant act of defiance against the occupation, which means that you should respect that instead of arguing that ‘well she had French citizenship’. She couldn’t have Polish citizenship despite being Polish, that’s kinda the point she was making by keeping her maiden name and naming a chemical element she discovered ‘Polonium’ .

thank you for the pronunciation guide!

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?

Settlers of catan