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i miss everyone

The first rule of plurality is to have fun and be yourself The second rule of plurality is to have fun and be someone else

why are you all in this god damn tag!!!!!! I am here for fucking mario and all i see is shit like this fuck it fuck this website its goofy

Why are you looking for Mario in the plural tag

i aint lookin for nothin i followed the tag for mario idk nothin about whatever all this be its just all up in my face all i be seein so what that? Nothing to do with it

Why did you follow the plural tag for Mario

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

awesome that you can form a bond through gay sex which neither of you are engaging in, you're just both thinking about it really hard

one day you just wake up to 30 dms from your mutual across the world and they're like imagine if these characters were trapped in bikini bottom and they had to fuck or die and you're like, yeah tell me more

always such a struggle when you get to the sex scene part of the fic you're writing and you're not horny at all. i don't know. their things were touching. without ANY underwear. the end.

if tumblr was an online game i’d run my character up to your character and spam the jump button and do backflips and frontflips over your character’s head to show you i’m excited to see you on the dash

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

i do think the negative interpretations of "im probably nonbinary but i have a job right now" are kind of reaching. it's obviously a waste of time to theorize the op's intended meaning, so instead i think it's better to recognize how the phrase can be a useful framing device to criticize how much of a fucking hassle it is to get gendered correctly. "but i have a job" e.g. will face discrimination that could threaten livelihood; e.g. don't have the mental bandwidth to explain gender to others; e.g. don't have the time and energy for the soul-searching necessary to confirm. all three of these are labor issues. yes you could interpret it as "but being nonbinary isn't important enough to worry about", despite that being a blatantly bad-faith read. it's more useful to interpret it as "but being publicly nonbinary requires a lot of social effort that, in many cultural contexts, will create more problems that you can't afford to deal with". like cmon it's a really good jumping off point for productive conversations about queer labor rights