Hello!

so true beastie *we are laying in a field of dandelions and i am petting your massive snout* *you are 30 feet long and i love you*

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

you're telling me i have one task, minimal oversight, no time pressure, and every time i complete my goal I get to take a break while walking back down the mountain, during which time I am free to be myself and enjoy the pleasure of my own company in brief respite from my labor? Damn, i could imagine myself happy...

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

Update he is in fact bi. Happy pride everybody

Update he and his 40 year old "roommate" like to bump coochies and didn't rule out the possibility of a third. Happy pride everybody

Update he just offered to give me my first bottoming experience happy pride everybody

Update me and him made out in the meat cooler on the clock happy pride everybody

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

if im being honest im just having some sips of my water

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

2026 is gonna be the year of banging your head against a wall. in 2027 maybe we can do other things