Hello!

girl who quicksaves in front of you and then for the rest of the hangout acts real smug

I have GOT to stop spending $30

in of body experience

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i'm a girl now

I would project my period cramps onto flowery but he would probably say some shit like “I would gladly take this burden for a princess in need” or something and that takes the fun out of it

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

here at megacorporation, one of our core values is number go up. our other core value is rate at which number go up go up. these two core values guide us in our mission to exploit you as effectively as possible

i miss everyone

The first rule of plurality is to have fun and be yourself The second rule of plurality is to have fun and be someone else

why are you all in this god damn tag!!!!!! I am here for fucking mario and all i see is shit like this fuck it fuck this website its goofy

Why are you looking for Mario in the plural tag

i aint lookin for nothin i followed the tag for mario idk nothin about whatever all this be its just all up in my face all i be seein so what that? Nothing to do with it

Why did you follow the plural tag for Mario

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

awesome that you can form a bond through gay sex which neither of you are engaging in, you're just both thinking about it really hard

one day you just wake up to 30 dms from your mutual across the world and they're like imagine if these characters were trapped in bikini bottom and they had to fuck or die and you're like, yeah tell me more

always such a struggle when you get to the sex scene part of the fic you're writing and you're not horny at all. i don't know. their things were touching. without ANY underwear. the end.