Green Plants for Hannigram

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

I love middle aged queer ppl. old gays. I think we should get it more often. I think it’s nice I love teen queer stories but I’m a little tired a little worn. I’m 23 I wanna see ppl older than me fall in love I think they should be happy and I’m past my teens I wanna see ppl who are like me and what I could grow into

its always "i love you" and never "if i saw you everday, forever, i would remember this time"

do you think hannibal can ride a horse. there is a good answer to this

SHUT THE FUCK UP STOP BEING FUCKING HORNY JESUS CHRIST SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP I CANT BELIEVE I HAVE TO SAY THIS. shut up

hmm hello i really don’t know how to use tumblr so i hope you’ll see this, but you can watch it on soap2day !! in danish w/ subtitles

2nd update : i went watching it bc comfort movie but i forgot it lagged a lot :( so yeah it lags a lot but it’s the only site where i found it 

Thank uuuu! But I looked it up and it’s not there 😭😭😭😭😭

He’s so fucking sexy 😭

what an incredibly valuable addition to my vocabulary

“is hannibal in love with me?” my brother in christ he gave up everything he valued in life for you

what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband who’s biting a tree real hard

Maple syrup vampire husband

Encounter: Maple syrup vampire husband drinking sap in the woods, also trying to lure you to his literally bloodthirsty wife.

The wife has the classic Villain Of The Night aesthetic, all black, flowing cape, everything, and her husband is wearing red flannel, overalls, a beard, and is welding a log-splitting axe

This person gets it! Classic vampire lady and her lumberjack husband!