"i'm proud of us"

weirdest side effect of the pandemic is how many people i know who get sick and say 'but my covid tests are negative so i should be fine' like you know other illnesses. exist. right.

HATE when covid canonically exists within the tv universe. dont u know i'm using u for escapism

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years” just chilling hopefully

oh hey sorry I’ve been distant lately…. I’ve been really busy having a brain that is bad

This is a serotonin machine

god said let's give this bitch so much self awareness it's going to stop her from doing literally anything

twitter check marks being like “we’re all to blame for the smear campaign against britney spears uwu” ok i was busy being a child lol

My most toxic trait is hating when other people are in the kitchen

watching hockey really ruins other asses for you. once you get used to the absolute units that are hockey asses you can't take any other ass seriously. every time someone posts about someone's quote unquote fat ass I'm like, this is nothing to me. as long as Sid Crosby moves that dump truck across the ice I can't consider what you call an ass.

Sometimes you gotta make yourself drink water and sit in direct sunlight, like some kind of wilted houseplant

Does anyone else desperately need instructions to function but also hates being told what to do

*sitting alone on my bed* *thinks “hm. i can’t keep living like this.”* *keeps living like this*